"Incredible" Santa asked to sign waiver

With tongue obviously in cheek the food industry is taking a preemptive swipe at the coming litigation over obesity. In the interest of all baking Moms in America the Center for Consumer Freedom has provided this liability waiver directed at Santa Claus. After all, Santa must consume 1000s of cookies during his annual festive run through the neighborhoods of the world. And so the right thinking folks at the Center for Consumer Freedom just want to make sure Santa doesn't get any weighty ideas about suing because he can't control his own waistline. Just try and explain this to a six year old.